Reblog this if you're part of the Once-ler fandom....
Ravenclaw: We're the better house because we are smarter.
Slytherin: Have you met Voldemort? Very intelligent. Made a horcrux at a young age! Set enough booby traps and schemes to last 7 books!
Gryffindor: We're the better house because we're brave.
Slytherin: Oh hey..here is Snape.. was a double agent and lied to a mass murderer to help innocents.
Hufflepuff: We're the better house because we can out eat anyone!
Slytherin: .. Crabbe. Goyle. enough said.
the marauders talking about what animal they want...
Sirius: I'll be a dog, because it's fast and can easily fit into small places
Peter: I'll be a rat, because it's small and can easily hide, and fit into small places
James: I'm gonna be a stag with a six point rack